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Our balloons are shipped uninflated.
This one will help to lessen the pain that may come with getting older. It's a hilarious 18" square foil/mylar balloon with various funny street signs with sayings such as "OLDER...
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This one will help to lessen the pain that may come with getting older. It's a hilarious 18" square foil/mylar balloon with various funny street signs with sayings such as "OLDER THAN DIRT" "CAUTION LEAKING GAS!" "MEMORY DETOUR" "WRINKLE RD" "YIELD TO OLD AGE" and more!
Balloon is double-sided and can be helium inflated and it will float.
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Shipping Information
We are excited to introduce instaFast 2-day shipping for everyone across all 50 United States. Now at checkout you'll receive your order in 2 business days or less when placed before 12pm pacific.
We are obsessed with fast shipping as we know the demand with last minute events. Our warehouse in Los Angeles, California is processing orders as they come in Monday-Friday. We ship out orders the same-day when placed before 12pm Pacific.
Need an order tomorrow? You can choose Overnight at checkout.
Curbside Pickup at our warehouse in Downtown Los Angeles (California)
We now offer pickup at our warehouse located in Downtown at 1600 East Olympic Blvd, Los Angeles, CA 90021. Pickup is available Monday-Saturday. At checkout select PICKUP before checking out.
Once your order is placed, our warehouse will begin to prepare the order and you will receive an email/text when it is ready for pickup. Because items can be located multiple warehouses, we do daily transfers between our locations every morning. Allow up to 24 hours for pickup. If you place your order before 11am, you can expect it to be ready for pickup later that afternoon.
Return Policy
We do not accept returns. Because our inventory comes from multiple locations, we will only be issuing refunds for manufacturers defects.
